John Waters has encountered some interesting things throughout his years as security person at the Hi-Way Drive-In.
At night, he drives a golf cart around the big grassy lot to make sure everyone has their headlights off, but in the complete darkness of the theater sometimes not everyone is watching the movies...so now they call John
But John has some simple words of advice: "If you don't want to be interrupted, turn your headlights off."
During the day, John walks every inch of the grassy lot and cleans up from the night before. Aside from trash, he's found some other interesting things, including strollers, chairs, blankets, money, and every article of clothing imaginable.
Sometimes what happens at the drive-in stays at the drive-in.